The Crazy Train

Episode 77: “Interesting Codpiece” (With Special Guest Mike – Genuine Chit-Chat)

jellycast — Fri, 15 Feb 2019 15:21:57 +0000

In the first of its kind, Episode 77 of The Crazy Train is a two-part, cross-podcast epic. Rob and Blake join Mike from the Genuine Chit-Chat Podcast (a BritPodScene buddy of ours) to talk about podcasting, Star Wars and much much more! Part 1 can be found on The Crazy Train feed, and look out for Part 2 of the show on the Genuine Chit-Chat feed! Genius? We hope! Ill-advised? It’s possible! Either way, let us know what you think of the format experiment via email (podcast@emotionally14.com), Twitter (@emotionally14), IG (@emotionally14) or via our Facebook Page (Emotionally14) and group (The Crazy Train Podcast)! Find more of Mike’s stuff over on Genuine Chit-Chat, available on all good podcast providers, as well as “Visual Digest” and “VD Music Videos” for the video content we mention by name.

Episode 76: Year In Review, Crazy Train Style!

jellycast — Fri, 01 Feb 2019 00:07:38 +0000

In this, the first Crazy Train podcast of 2019, Rob and Blake get together to discuss the favourite stuff of 2018 as well as go off on all sort of tangents as only they can!

The E14 Gamecast - Episode 50: "COMBAT BUTLER!" (Let's Play Mansions of Madness)

jellycast — Mon, 24 Dec 2018 13:37:42 +0000

In a rare treat for Emotionally14 podcast listeners, we've decided to make the latest episode of The E14 Gamecast a double-whammy (it'll appear for both Crazy Train and Gamecast fans alike!) Rob, Brad and Blake appear on this episode, and what better way to celebrate Episode 50 than to give you fine listeners a good Let's Play tabletop adventure? The game of choice: Mansions of Madness from Fantasy Flight Games!

Episode 75 - "Kill Yourself, Promoter!"

jellycast — Fri, 02 Nov 2018 09:04:52 +0000

On The Crazy Train Episode 75, Rob and Blake are joined by special guest Frank Burton of the "Ragbag" podcast! Celebrity scandals, social media, the podcasting process and pop culture rivalries are all on the agenda this time round on The Crazy Train, the comedy podcast with no rails! Find out more about Frank on www.frankburton.co.uk, on Twitter https://www.twitter.com/ragbagfrank, or buy his books on Amazon! https://amzn.to/2zjbuGr Be sure to check out www.philistinepress.com for Frank's other site! Ragbag Podcast Facebook Ragbag Podcast | Listen via Stitcher Radio On Demandhttps://www.stitcher.com/podcast/ragbag-podcast/ragbag Ragbag Podcast | Free Listening on SoundCloudhttps://soundcloud.com/frank-burton-912417543 Ragbag Podcast by Music and comedy podcast with Frank Burton on ...https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/ragbag-podcast/id1347311604?mt=2

Episode 73 - "Four Levels. All Balls."

jellycast — Thu, 27 Sep 2018 22:46:35 +0100

In Episode 73 of The Crazy Train podcast, Rob and Blake get together to discuss what's new in their lives. Along the way the subjects of conversation include cars and driving, fandom and professional wrestling. Hey, it's The Crazy Train! The Crazy Train is the comedy podcast where there are not now, nor have there ever been, rails. We start from a beginning, and go where the conversation takes us. Nobody knows where The Crazy Train goes.

Episode 72 - "I'M ROGER MOORE!"

jellycast — Fri, 14 Sep 2018 08:52:33 +0100

In Episode 72 of The Crazy Train podcast, Rob and Blake meet via the magic of Internets but this time they are not alone! Appearing for his Crazy Train debut is our friend and DJ extraordinaire James Black of Tekbeat Radio! We talk about everything from Knightmare to weird things for Stone Cold Steve Austin to advertise! Plus: Will the success of "The Meg" kill the bad movie as we know it? Find out our thoughts on The Crazy Train!

Episode 71: "Puppet Watchmen"

jellycast — Wed, 29 Aug 2018 21:07:07 +0100

Crying at movies? Recasting Peter Stormare in our favourite movies? Picturing puppet Nite Owl? It must be Episode 71 of The Crazy Train! Enjoy the latest episode of "The comedy podcast with no rails" from Emotionally14, as Rob and Blake join forces over the Internet webs to talk some serious non-sequitur action!

Episode 70: "Hey, Colombia, Think Fast!"

jellycast — Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:02:07 +0100

On Episode 70 of The Crazy Train podcast, Rob is joined by Blake (via satellite) and we introduce Dave to the Crazy Train public! We talk football, solitude, toys and the nicest places to poop! Craazyy! Get On Board!

Episode 69 - "Sixty-Nine, Duuuude!"

jellycast — Fri, 13 Jul 2018 18:51:59 +0100

Rob and Blake get together to talk about Love Island, Marvel movies, quotable movies and we answer the question of whether we think Fight Club is a classic! Craazyy!

Episode 68 - "We've Updated Our Podcasting Policy!"

jellycast — Thu, 31 May 2018 23:38:47 +0100

Rob is joined by Blake via the magic of Internet to follow up on a fresh conspiracy theory (It's complicated...), movies and more! We get a bunch of listener questions, including from listener Jeremy! In this episode: - Q: Have you heard the Avril Lavigne death theory? Why is it a thing? - We talk a bit about Solo and Star Wars in general - We talk a little bit about Infinity War! - GDPR naturally comes up - Q: Who have you met who has made you think "It's that person I so admire!"? - Blake went to MCM Comic-Con! IMPORTANT: From 31:00 to 33:00 we do spoilers for Infinity War. It's probably been long enough for spoilers not to be a worry but nonetheless it's worth knowing.

Episode 1: Crazy Training

Emotionally14 — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:03:58 +0100

On the debut episode of The Crazy Train:

Chaos reigns as we discuss our thoughts on trains (and craziness).
Omer invokes the wrath of Kylie Minogue's handler (We'd say handlers, but context is key).
Omer talks about stuff he did to a dog.
Rob outs Neil Buchanan as a partial fraud.
We share our Valentine's Day stories.
We mock Omer's disdain for football/footballers.
The others just won't shut up about Rob's penis.
Rob talks about his encounter with a Dutch/Swedish drunk in Subway.
Rob brings up a debate from the pub the previous night.
Brad talks about his experience at the chess tournament.
Omer talks about messing with the Yu-Gi-Oh players in his college.
Omer plugs his business, Sheppey Cycles.
We share our college stories.

Episode 2: Tickets Please

Emotionally14 — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:24:41 +0100

Here, for your listening pleasure, is the second full episode of The Crazy Train. In this episode:

Brad finally gets his coffee.
Brad discusses his autobiography.
The crew discuss an adaptation of "The Diary of Anne Frank" that everyone can relate to.
Rob pitches "RoboRaptor: The Musical."
Brad shares his frustrations with Jetpack Joyride.
The crew talk about videogame character motivations, including Brad's story of Bogworld.
Omer tells a great customer story - This week, Jim McBike/Migraine Steve comes in.
Rob shares a customer story from the olden days.
There's yet more discussion about Rob's dick.
We talk Trains and Osbornes.
The crew talk about which celebrities they'd have sex with (and whether they'd tell anyone).
The conversation naturally goes to "Which videogame characters would you have sex with?"
Brad establishes dominance on the thread.
Rob's virginity grows back.
Omer delves into jokey racism (with some disclaimers from the rest of the crew).
Omer tells a pro wrestling story (brace yourselves, there are a few good ones of those).
The crew clue Rob in on the changes in the world of dating.
Omer tells a story about facing up porn on shop shelves.
Rob talks about his current favourite shows: Supersize vs SuperSkinny (with Brad's Boglin nads), and Take Me Out (With an Omer wrestling story, and Brad breaks himself).
Then there's some general talk. Hilarious!

Episode 3 - Trolliotattus!

Emotionally14 — Sun, 26 May 2013 16:53:19 +0100

In this episode of The Crazy Train:

Brad is off skydiving.
Rob shares some first impressions of the first few episodes.
Omer shares the contents of his bag of party.
We reinvent penicillin.
We talk sofas and other assorted household gubbins.
W have jolly good fun LARPing Prime Minister's Questions.
Rob sees a public furniture sex act.
Rob encounters a random bellend off his road.
Omer talks about his fool-proof way of avoiding fights.
Omer becomes Guardian of the Plug (It's as exciting as it sounds).
Rob shares a story about his last girlfriend.
Rob shares a story about the world's worst homeless sales pitch.
Rob meets the Junk Wizard.
Omer tells a story about being a ring announcer.
Rob transitions effortlessly from a story about uni, via car crashes, back to the Junk Wizard (Henceforth renamed "The Trash Wizard", as he spent the time trashing Rob).

Episode 4 - Hello, I'm a little puppy!

Emotionally14 — Sun, 26 May 2013 16:38:40 +0100

On this episode:

Brad is missing.
Omer gets thrown by a weird use of a carrier bag.
Rob tells his story of an EDL march (maybe).
Rob tells the story of how he was told off for "English Ignorance" and the irony of it.
Omer rants about dogs and perceptions of dogs.
We talk about racism (a running theme on The Crazy Train).
Rob has a rant about a particular phrase that irks him.
Rob tells a story about a strange dream he had involving the world's worst pickpocket.
Rob describes Blake's morbid approach to Urban Trial Freestyle, and the cast discuss a couple of things that don't make sense in games (including Rob gushing about Binary Domain).
The cast discusses a football racism story with a more palatable ending.

Episode 5 - Welcome to the mother******* family, Dean!

Emotionally14 — Sat, 08 Jun 2013 17:33:11 +0100

In this episode:

We explain our slight hiatus.
Rob tells a weird couch-surfing story.
Rob tells of his £670,000 business ideas (both awful).
Rob tells a story of a wedding he recently attended.
We discuss our purchases pre-show.
Omer tells a story about how waster men attract stunning women (Spoilers: They don't)
Blake talks about the game he's currently playing.
Rob talks about being the worst assassin ever (Dishonored related)
Omer talks of a gripe he has about certain actors.
Rob tells of seeing the Trash Wizard again.
We discuss a running gag that occurred pre-recording.
Rob tells of drunken idiocy on his birthday.
Rob tells the story of the other two out of the top 3 most drunk he's ever been.
Rob tells a story about a square woman he saw.
We enthuse about how cool LEGO is.
Omer tells a story about buying a legless Legatus.

Episode 6 - Captain Jack Sparrow!

Emotionally14 — Sun, 23 Jun 2013 12:53:32 +0100

On this episode:

Omer has another train fact for yo' asses.
Rob rants about Sweeps festival, specifically:
A bloke dressed like Captain Jack Sparrow.
People forgetting how movement works.
Halloween costumes.
Ninjas.
Omer interjects to tell a story about his friend, The Porn Collector. Dessert kebabs and the Giggling Pig.
Omer tells a story about getting into tabletop wargaming.
We have fun with the Muppets Swedish Chef voice.
Rob tells of his purge.
We talk about wrestling T-shirts.
We talk about mothers putting their foot in it unintentionally.
Omer tells a wrestling story.
Rob tells a story about games he invented at Sweeps.
Omer shares a sad fact about rhinos.
Omer tells a story about the time his dad dropped his name.
We call out rhino keepers on their racism.

Starring: Rob Wade, Blake Harmer, Omer Ibrahim

Episode 7 - The Pizzacast!

Emotionally14 — Sun, 07 Jul 2013 20:19:32 +0100

On this episode:

We're trying something new - our pizza is coming and we're podcasting in the meantime!
Omer doesn't have a train fact (sort of).
Rob tells a story about a weird acting lawsuit.
Rob tells the story about being "The man behind the Fire Train"
Omer tells a story about travelling on a train where the announcer glitched.
Blake tells a story about his favourite theme park moment.
Omer tells a story about the most epic road trip he's ever taken (musically)
We talk about partially chewed chicken.
We talk paint.
Blake talks about his house, and the dog-ravaged bits.
We talk about the worst injuries we ever received.

Episode 8 - Add to Cart!

Emotionally14 — Wed, 24 Jul 2013 21:46:32 +0100

In this episode:

We talk about being a bit old when it comes to buying food/drink.
We talk about our purchases, and monthly niche magazines.
Omer deep-throats a sausage LIVE ON AIR.
Omer gives an update on his Legless LEGO Legatus.
We talk food some more.
Rob discovers a gender-reassigning toilet.
Omer tells a festival story.
Rob rants about his old school.
Omer tells a story about his old teacher.
Blake talks about Ni No Kuni (Spoiler Alert)
We talk about good vs evil.
We talk about Google blocking child porn.
Omer sets us off on a rant on Facebook.
We go on a rant about Internet fame, the death of the high street...all sorts.
We talk about how cheap the modern world has made us feel.

Starring: Rob Wade, Omer Ibrahim, Blake Harmer, Brad Harmer.

Episode 9 - Sitting on a drill!

Emotionally14 — Fri, 02 Aug 2013 22:13:39 +0100

On this episode:

Rob gives the crew some nicknames.
Rob tells a story about a(nother) weird dream.
Omer tells a story about a dream centaur.
Rob tells a story about his friend's Canadian adventures.
We talk terrible social networking/tattoos.
Brad and Omer talk about...Nazis. (That's wargaming related, controversy fans).
We talk about beards.
Rob hates Brad's face (via a magician).
Omer talks about being on a wrestling data website. (During the conversation, he brings up how people should be careful spreading hate even in a humourous context. There's an irony in that, isn't there?)
We talk wrestling and stuff.
Rob gets irked by the recent XboxOne reveal (yep, we record that far ahead at times).
We do some advertising for Crazy Train merchandise. We talk about being the best at the sex.
Omer leaves the room, and we have some fun.
We talk about being middle class whiteys.
Rob tells a story from his and Brad's standup days.
Brad tells a story about ageing.
We talk about the shows we grew up on as kids.

Starring: Rob Wade, Blake Harmer, Omer Ibrahim, Brad Harmer

Episode 10 - A Bit Of Steak (To The Heart)

Emotionally14 — Thu, 15 Aug 2013 22:37:41 +0100

In this episode:

It's a full house on The Crazy Train this episode - all 6 of Team E14 is in attendance!
Omer suggests a new catchphrase for Rob.
Rob initiates a celebration in honour of The Crazy Train's success.
We drink some terrible s**t. I cannot stress that enough.
Rob *has* to recant on a guarantee.
Brad and Omer talk about going to a wargaming convention.
We talk a bit of geek.
Omer is...king of the poofs. (Context is in the episode).
We talk about a wedding, and Omer's drunken girlfriend.
Omer talks about playing a gig at a pagan wedding. (Yep, that's right).
Brad exposes Omer as a vampire.
Brad tells a story about a fashion victim.
Rob talks about having seen The Trash Wizard.
Omer gives Crouch a catchphrase (unwittingly).
We mock a Youtube commenter (not on an E14 video).
Omer talks about a tree which invaded his shop.
Omer eats a terrible concoction.
Rob learns some info about The Trash Wizard, and feels the need to share.

Starring: Rob Wade, Omer Ibrahim, Blake Harmer, Brad Harmer, Sour Crouch, Spike Direction.

Episode 11 - Can't...Stop...Dancin'...

Emotionally14 — Sun, 08 Sep 2013 20:17:57 +0100

In this episode:

Sour Crouch is too funky.
Rob and Crouch present their TV show pitch.
The rest of the cast have a go at improving the premise, with sexy results.
Brad talks about winding up Rob's sister's love of documentaries.
We talk geek stuff (shocker, right?)
Omer...just kind of talks. There's a thing about Power Rangers and Magic School Buses that literally makes no sense. And I was there...
We do the Swedish Chef voice and talk geography.
Omer is sick of Hastings already.
We declare war on Hastings (via Omer)
We enjoy the idea of Rolf Harris in Battle
Rob talks about a date he went on (briefly).
Omer covers a noise...with a noise.
Rob has some more info about The Trash Wizard (E14's "7th man")
We mock a drunken driving instructor (not a real one).
Rob tells a story about a drunk guy on the train.

Starring: Rob Wade, Omer Ibrahim, Blake Harmer, Brad Harmer, Spike Direction, Sour Crouch

Episode 12 - HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Emotionally14 — Sun, 22 Sep 2013 20:51:48 +0100

In this episode:

Rob gives a behind-the-scenes.
We talk about insects.
Spike and Crouch share some Crap Facts.
We gather the cast's thoughts on Ben Affleck as Batman.
We talk about the 2015 Blockbuster season (not the video shop)
Omer talks mainstream.
We talk some more about movies.
We talk Ron Perlman.
Omer talks antibiotics.
We talk a bit more about movies (and Ron Perlman)
We talk Angry Birds and Rob loses his s**t.
Rob points out some hypocrisy on social media.
We talk...movies and geekery. Sense a theme?
Omer talks Turisas. That's not a movie. Somehow.
Crouch talks Fable 3.
We talk Spartans.
Crouch tells a sex story. (NSFW - I CANNOT EMPHASISE THAT ENOUGH)
Rob tells one.
Omer tells one.
Crouch tells another one (SEE ABOVE)
And another one...(SEE ABOVE)
And...another one (YOU GUESSED IT)
Omer ends the show as only Omer can: With loud noises.

Starring: Rob Wade, Sour Crouch, Spike Direction, Omer Ibrahim, Blake Harmer

Episode 13 - Trash Wizard Begins...

Emotionally14 — Mon, 07 Oct 2013 22:48:28 +0100

In this episode:

Rob gives a brief insight into why online dating is a mixed bag.
Omer does a wrestling match!
Rob wants to become a koala bear (apparently)
Omer issues a challenge.
Spike has a random question.
Rob discovers the Ohmer.
Rob tells a story about Chatham.
Omer tells a story about Sheppey.
Spike talks about Fringe things (the comedy place, not hair).
We pitch the Stuff Roadshow.
Omer has a wobbly raptor.
Rob gets a morality perspective.
Rob tells some Trash Wizard stories.

Starring: Rob Wade, Blake Harmer, Omer Ibrahim, Sour Crouch, Spike Direction

Episode 14 - "BRING YOUR OWN PIRATE" NIGHT?

Emotionally14 — Sun, 20 Oct 2013 22:11:22 +0100

In this episode:

Blake sets the intro standard.
We introduce a special guest.
We talk about Omer's new book (and Blake's really old one).
Marc talks about his upcoming travels.
We talk about Omer's recent barbecue and the tragedies that befell Rob therein.
Rob fears all lizards apparently.
Rob inhales smoke.
The cast talks about banana jousting (not as pervy as it sounds).
Omer and Brad discuss the Viking Festival they recently attended.
We talk about Brad's comedy Scandinavian accent (in character).
Omer talks about his health and safety approach (Warning: Do not try these things at home. The two involved are trained professionals and/or f*****g lunatics).
Rob talks about another weird dream he's had.
Blake talks about a weird night causing him to talk in his sleep.
Omer talks about talking in his sleep.
Brad tells a story of his girlfriend talking in her sleep.

Starring: Rob Wade, Omer Ibrahim, Brad Harmer, Blake Harmer, Marc Cummins

Episode 15 - BRIAAAAN!

Emotionally14 — Sun, 03 Nov 2013 23:06:36 +0000

In this episode:

We talk about Brad being the "Alpha".
Omer has a construction project.
Rob, Marc and Blake went to Eurogamer! Rob tells a story about zombies being beaten by Judges (the 2000AD kind)
We talk a bit about Twitter and the Internet at large. Rob and Blake talk about what they played at Eurogamer.
Omer talks about the time he got accused of pissing in public.
Rob and Marc tell a story about actually pissing in public.
Rob and Blake went to London Film and Comic Con.
Brad talks about his feelings on cosplay.
The cast talks being geek.
Omer says what he thinks might be his most controversial sentence in show history.
Rob tells a story about his tech teachers.
We share some stories about when we were put in craazyy situations.
Brad tells a New Road story.
Marc tells a New Road story.
Rob tells two nice New Road stories.
Rob says goodbye to an old friend.

Starring: Rob Wade, Blake Harmer, Omer Ibrahim, Brad Harmer, Marc Cummins

Episode 16 - WICKET!

Emotionally14 — Sun, 17 Nov 2013 23:02:40 +0000

In this episode of The Crazy Train...

We talk trains.
Blake reminds us not to talk about the pie factory...by talking about the pie factory.
Rob gives a little disclaimer about Episode 15.
Rob talks about a gig he attended the night before.
Rob encounters the brother of The Trash Wizard (maybe)
Omer tells a story about posing as a band member.
Rob tells a story about encountering his biggest fan (which isn't saying much, when you hear the story).
We imagine a slight variation on the Star Wars Saga.
Rob encounters the son of The Trash Wizard (almost certainly)
We talk about our problems with local artists.
We talk about mediocrity (we're not experts or anything...too awesome)
Blake and Rob talk about their experiences at the ale festival.
Rob reads some fantastic junk mail.
Brad rants on *the* advert for 2013.
Brad tells one of his favourite jokes ever.
Omer talks about an advert he can't locate online.
We talk about the new Thomas The Tank Engine.
We talk about Collectors' Items.
We tease some episodes of Deadliest Warrior.
Brad gives you a weird mental image (which we proceed to make weirder still)
BONUS: We hear an audio message from star of Episode 14 and 15 Marc Cummins.

Starring: Rob Wade, Blake Harmer, Omer Ibrahim, Brad Harmer

Episode 18 - Whoops, (Deliberate) Apocalypse

Emotionally14 — Mon, 02 Dec 2013 01:11:11 +0000

In Episode 18 (not 17) of the show...

We talk about Queen's post-Freddie woes.
We talk a little about the plans for The Crazy Train over December.
We talk our love of what-would-i-say.com
We pitch some more Deadliest Warrior episodes.
We talk about Gandhi and Brian Blessed.
We talk about whether Brad is coming back.
We discuss our love of Jim'll Paint It.
We talk a new business plan for HMV.
Brad can now lay Creme Eggs. We decided.
We enthuse about another Internet thing.
We talk social media.
Spike talks classic TV atrocities.
We give a shout out to our number 1 super fan, Paul J.
Crouch and Spike get a chance to weigh in on their recent gig.
Crouch, Spike and Omer talk phonecall etiquette.
We joke about some Omer-related merchandise.
The bands of The Crazy Train have a dick measuring contest (with a difference)
Spike and Crouch bemoan the local scene.
We talk a broader sense of the Internet and stuff, which links into the grander discussion.
We talk fun.
We talk tech.
Omer tells the story of how he shut down The Wrestling Channel (finally)

Starring: Rob Wade, Blake Harmer, Omer Ibrahim, Sour Crouch, Spike Direction

Episode 17 - The GameCast (Cards Against Humanity and Braggart)

Emotionally14 — Sun, 15 Dec 2013 20:10:56 +0000

In Episode 17 (not 18) of The Crazy Train:

We play Cards Against Humanity
Rob gives a little mid-show explanation.
We play Braggart.

E14 Year In Review - 2013

jellycast — Mon, 30 Dec 2013 21:48:18 +0000

In the Year in Review, Brad and Rob discuss: Thundercats The story behind E14 v1.0 Cartoon reboots. Brad's feeling on punk. He-Man. Brad and Rob's 2013. We talk about The Hobbit. We talk movies of the year. Rob tells a story about seeing the Evil Dead remake. We talk about gaming (war, board and video) We talk our theories on why journalism comes under fire in the modern age. We talk about war, and other ways to brighten up our Saturdays. We talk about our favourite games of the year across various categories. We talk about the digital age (Editor's Note: I had the word "philistine" completely wrong - forgive me Internet, I have learned of my mistake) We talk books. We talk about this year's news. We talk the E14 reboot. We talk plans for 2E14 (The year of E14)

Episode 19 - The Temple Of The Eyebrow

Emotionally14 — Mon, 20 Jan 2014 01:25:57 +0000

In this episode:

We have some fun with our intros.
Spike springs a leak.
We talk about Trivial Pursuit.
Omer talks about a customer care story he found amusing.
Brad talks about his trip to Miami.
Spike tells a drunk story.
We talk concussions.
Blake tells a drunk story.
Spike tells more drunk story.
Omer tells a story about checking someone for drunkenness - rectally.
We talk about people becoming more posh.
Brad tells a driving story.
Rob tells an accent story
We talk actors.

Starring: Rob Wade, Omer Ibrahim, Blake Harmer, Brad Harmer, Spike Direction & Sour Crouch

Episode 20 - I've Found You!

Emotionally14 — Thu, 06 Feb 2014 22:25:58 +0000

In this episode:

Omer's hamster gets lost.
We talk Africa.
Brad just saw The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug.
Omer and Brad talk Thor.
We talk about Will Smith, Nathan Fillion and such.
We talk pubs.
We talk upselling at local shops.
Omer talks getting his Xbox One.
We talk retail.
Blake talks about his unfortunate PS4 buying experience. He has one now though, so that's fine.
We talk purchasing.

Omer gives some "customer is always an arsehole" perspective.
Blake talks about his PS4, and we have a civilised debate about consoles.
We talk weather. Spike and Crouch tell a snow story.
We talk about stupidity and dated cultural references.
We have a slight technical glitch in our outro phase.

Starring: Rob Wade, Omer Ibrahim, Blake Harmer, Brad Harmer, Spike Direction, Sour Crouch.

Episode 21 - Nope!

Emotionally14 — Sun, 02 Mar 2014 21:37:43 +0000

In this episode:

We talk about the Harry Potter tour (briefly).
Crouch and Spike open some LEGO blind bag figures.
We talk a bit about videogames.
We enthuse about Super Nintendo.
We talk technology, and how cool it is.
Omer tells us a little about a phrase.
Omer talks about how he became the new Trash Wizard.
Rob tells of a fresh Trash Wizard sighting.
We talk about Jurassic Park and Greek Mythology.
We debate the origin of the word "Quiz".
We talk about weird foods.

Starring: Rob Wade, Blake Harmer, Omer Ibrahim, Sour Crouch, Spike Direction.

Episode 22 - Leonardo's A ****!

Emotionally14 — Sun, 23 Mar 2014 22:02:37 +0000

In this episode:

Rob talks about a TV show he's been enjoying called Catfish.
We talk about shows that seem too tidy.
We enthuse about 90s cartoons.
Omer rants on Extreme Couponing.
We talk about tall people.
We talk about Welsh accents.
We talk Storage Hunters.
Omer tells a story about Americans.
We talk about faking accents.
We have a laugh at a silly man with a forklift.
We talk about confectionery.
We have fun with confectionery puns.
We talk upcoming movies.
We talk superheroes.
We talk Ninja Turtles.

Starring: Rob Wade, Blake Harmer, Omer Ibrahim, Sour Crouch, Spike Direction.

Episode 23 - Enjoy A Cold Glucoraid!

Emotionally14 — Mon, 12 May 2014 23:12:24 +0100

In this episode:

We talk a little about our short absence.
Omer talks about his birthday and Vikings.
We enthuse about science and such.
We talk about museums as a whole.
We talk a bit about Twitter.
Rob talks a little about McDonald's.
We talk a bit about one of Omer's arsey customers.

Starring: Omer Ibrahim, Blake Harmer, Rob Wade
Editing: Rob Wade
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Episode 24 - Thermistocles' Hot Love Explosion!

Emotionally14 — Mon, 12 May 2014 23:55:13 +0100

In this episode:

The cast talk about Facebook Like whores.
Omer talks about Salute, the wargaming convention.
We talk about the new 300 movie.
We talk a bit of history.
We talk about Wrestlemania
We talk gambling
We talk about spoilers

Starring: Blake Harmer, Omer Ibrahim, Rob Wade
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Episode 25 - Lick And Subscribe!

Emotionally14 — Sun, 17 Aug 2014 23:13:12 +0100

In this episode:

We talk a little about our hiatus (That's right, another one).
We talk loyalty.
We talk Spike's Change Of Direction.
We talk Spike's leaving do.
Spike talks about his new job.
Rob tells a terrible joke (deliberately, this time).
Rob unveils...The E14 mailbag.
Our first question is...
We talk about Fun House.
We talk bidets.
Crouch talks about his farts.
Rob talks about a recent pub quiz.
Spike talks about poaching the cast for his new show.
We enthuse about Brian Blessed.
Rob talks about a recent embarrassing event.
Omer talks about various falls.
Spike talks coach crashes.
We devolve into all sort of craziness.
#Craazyy.

Starring: Blake Harmer, Omer Ibrahim, Sour Crouch, Spike Direction, Rob Wade

Episode 26: Jacques Cousteau's African Lovechild

Emotionally14 — Sun, 07 Sep 2014 21:57:44 +0100

In this episode:

We discuss party etiquette.
Rob has another dream.
Omer talks about a date he went on back in the single days.
Omer gets Omer'd.
Wrestling puns from the most unlikely place.
Spike comes out of his shell.
Omer puts on Spike's hat.
We get a listener question.
Spike interrupts to expose Crouch as a bad man.
We get sent a link to some Dinosaur Erotica.
Rob reads some.
We field another question from the mailbag.
Rob tells of the contents of the Trash Wizard's window.
We field another question from the mailbag.
We end on a positive note.

Starring: Blake Harmer, Omer Ibrahim, Sour Crouch, Spike Direction, Rob Wade

Episode 27 - "Like This Dog? How About...Racism?"

Emotionally14 — Thu, 20 Nov 2014 23:58:29 +0000

In this episode, we talk a bit about Rob's trip to a casino, and Omer dons his tinfoil hat for the purposes of answering questions from the E14 mailbag! Starring: Blake Harmer, Omer Ibrahim, Rob Wade Main site: Http://www.emotionally14.com Facebook: Http://www.facebook.com/emotionally14 Twitter: @emotionally14 Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/emotionally14

Episode 28 - "Four! One! Me!"

Emotionally14 — Wed, 31 Dec 2014 02:41:01 +0000

Swedish Chef? Public transport weirdness? Mailbag questions? Rob exploding? It can only be The Crazy Train! Starring: Blake Harmer, Omer Ibrahim, Rob Wade Main site: Http://www.emotionally14.com Facebook: Http://www.facebook.com/emotionally14 Twitter: @emotionally14 Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/emotionally14

Episode 29 - "To you? 600!"

Emotionally14 — Fri, 06 Feb 2015 14:15:29 +0000

Diabetes? Engagements? Jewellery discounts from 1576? Shitty children's toys? A bunch of tits falling about laughing? It can only be The Crazy Train! Starring: Blake Harmer, Omer Ibrahim, Spike Direction, Rob Wade Main site: Http://www.emotionally14.com Facebook: Http://www.facebook.com/emotionally14 Twitter: @emotionally14 Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/emotionally14

Episode 30 - Prawnstitutes!

Emotionally14 — Fri, 13 Mar 2015 09:57:08 +0000

Visiting a closed theme park? Sex stories? Unusual sources of excitement? The Crazy Train is in town! Starring: Blake Harmer, Omer Ibrahim, Spike Direction, Rob Wade Main site: Http://www.emotionally14.com Facebook: Http://www.facebook.com/emotionally14 Twitter: @emotionally14 Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/emotionally14

Episode 31 - Trademark!

Emotionally14 — Sat, 30 May 2015 22:46:02 +0100

In this episode of The Crazy Train...

We talk about who's here and who isn't.
We talk about ageing a bit.
Rob talks about his trip to Singapore, including:
Rob talks about a Crazy Train callback dessert he had in Borneo.
Brad talks about a weird thing he found in Switzerland.
Rob talks about Singapore in general.
Rob enthuses about Singapore Zoo.
Brad talks about a zoo.
Rob talks about wolverines.
Rob talks about a couple they met on the holiday.
Brad tells a story about holding back on a joke.
Crouch hypothesises about how to attain Nirvana.
Rob tells some sleep talking stories.
Rob "calls out" Spike.
Rob creates a new character on the show, who is instantly Brad's favourite.
Blake doesn't know what a bear is.
Rob tells of some strange dreams he and his girlfriend had.
Rob talks a bit more about Singapore Zoo.
Rob talks a bit about watching orangutans in Borneo.
Siri gets an attitude.
Rob has a rant about aeroplane travel.
From the mailbag: If Hell were a shopping centre, which shops would be in yours?

Starring: Rob Wade, Blake Harmer, Sour Crouch, Brad Harmer

Episode 32 - Using All The Pork!

Emotionally14 — Thu, 09 Jul 2015 22:47:38 +0100

In this episode of The Crazy Train...

Rob gets a train story reminder from the intros.
We talk a bit about arcades.
We market "Crouch Sushi".
We reminisce a bit about 90s TV shows.
Crouch talks a bit about TV shows he watched as a kid (briefly, before we mock him).
Brad and Rob talk a bit about TV shows Crouch might have watched as a kid (I feel like we did this wrong somehow...)
Brad and Rob talk about TV shows they watched as a kid.
We talk about TV shows we enjoy.
We wax enthusiastic about "The Prestige".
From the E14 Mailbag: What's something about you that not many people know?
We talk about musicals a bit.
From the E14 Mailbag: What's something trivial that gets you irrationally angry?
Rob goes on a brief philosophical tangent.
After an off-rails discussion, we go to our first albums ever bought.
From the E14 Mailbag: What's the last movie you saw that blew you away?

Starring: Rob Wade, Blake Harmer, Sour Crouch, Brad Harmer

Episode 33 - "Second Time, Every Time!"

Emotionally14 — Thu, 03 Sep 2015 21:15:46 +0100

In this episode of The Crazy Train...

We welcome back Marc, exile!
We talk about the thinning of the hair.
Marc tells us about his trip away.
We have a pop at Paul Hogan.
Rob tells a story about some holiday photos. Warning: Loud.
Rob shares his theory about Lovecraft.
Marc talks about Hobbiton.
Rob marks his territory - the entire Internet.
We talk about porn sites that almost certainly exist.
We talk about growing up.
Rob rants about country roads...Oh wait, no, we Omer ourselves.
We talk about wrestlers and steroids.
We talk about Predator.
We talk about country roads.
We vent a bit about special editions.
Rob shares a story about an old tweet.
We talk a bit about movies.
We talk a bit about Godzilla.
We talk a bit about horror.
From the E14 Mailbag: Did you ever walk into a movie with little or no expectations and end up really enjoying it?
Spun off from the E14 Mailbag: Did you walk into a movie with high expectations and end up bitterly disappointed?

Starring: Rob Wade, Blake Harmer, Marc Cummins, Brad Harmer.

Episode 34 - "MailbagCast!"

Emotionally14 — Sun, 18 Oct 2015 18:11:50 +0100

In this episode of The Crazy Train...

Blake doubles up.
Rob goes off on one about spiders.
We talk about the difference between gypsies and others.
We decide to do an impromptu mailbag with previously unavailable guests Marc and Brad.
From the mailbag: What is your favourite word?
From the mailbag: What is your least favourite word?
From the mailbag: If you could give 15-year-old you one piece of advice for the future, what would it be?
Rob tells a hypothetical story.
From the mailbag: Did you ever have a toy growing up that, looking back, you realise was a complete piece of shit?
From the mailbag: If you had the power to do so, what act would you put in place to attempt to make the world a better place?
From the mailbag: If you had the power to do so, what act would you put in place for purely frivolous reasons that means nothing on paper?
We spin into this question: When did you last catch your brain thinking something and go "For F***'s sake!"?
From the mailbag: What was the last movie you saw that blew you away?
We talk a bit about actors and how they've influenced our lives.

Starring: Rob Wade, Blake Harmer, Marc Cummins, Brad Harmer.

Episode 35 - "So Deep It's Not Falsetto!"

Emotionally14 — Thu, 26 Nov 2015 20:53:35 +0000

We talk a bit about #PigGate (Farming term of the year, ruined forever)
We reminisce about university, framed against our experiences watching Donnie Darko
We talk about our first experience watching The Matrix
We enthuse about Richard O'Brien
We talk about Kickstarter and crowdfunding
We talk about jackets
Rob vents about a common complaint he hears
Brad pitches a question about signed books
Rob vents about the Paedophilecast - coming never!
We talk a bit about signed things and convention stuff
Rob vents about his new house, which is neither new nor his house
There's a teaser of an upcoming Youtube endeavour
Brad got married! We talk a bit about that!
We talk on horror movies a bit
We talk about Benicio Del Toro
From the mailbag: If you could go for a beer with anyone from history, who would it be and why?
Spun off from the mailbag: If you could go for a beer with anyone fictional, who would it be and why?
From the mailbag: What's your ideal superpower?
We spin off (as we so often do) into how we'd use infinite power frivolously for our own ends

Starring: Rob Wade, Blake Harmer, Brad Harmer.

Episode 36 - "God, This Is Thick!"

Emotionally14 — Thu, 31 Dec 2015 00:34:12 +0000

On Episode 36 of The Crazy Train:

Rob pitches Crazy Train merchandise
Rob talks about a trip to IKEA
We talk about Sweden
We talk about Japan
We talk a bit about moving
We talk about the Trash Wizard haunting a block of apartments
Rob talks about a conversation he overheard in a lift
We talk a bit about facial hair
Where are Spike and Crouch?
We talk about Ozzy Osbourne (dangerously close)
Rob has to do a proper legal disclaimer
We talk about Blake possibly being the most interesting member of the cast, but that we never let him talk. As if to prove a point...
Brad went to Hawaii
We talk about history, geography and childhood
We talk a bit about our favourite teachers
We talk a bit about school
From the mailbag: If you could pinpoint a skill or a trait that you possess, which one do you think is the most useful or the one you enjoy having the most?
From the mailbag: What's one skill you don't have that you wish you did?

Starring: Rob Wade, Blake Harmer, Brad Harmer-Barnes.

Episode 37 - "Rob's Renumie-numies!"

Emotionally14 — Thu, 14 Jan 2016 21:10:28 +0000

On Episode 37 of The Crazy Train:

We talk briefly about Christmas
Our conversation turns into a general conversation about gift-giving and vouchers
Rob shares a bit of fun about the last episode
We talk briefly about New Year
Rob tells a story about a recent incident with his dad
Brad tells a first-aid story
Rob asks a question of the cast (not from the mailbag, just out of interest)
Rob shares something he was doing to mess with Blake
From the mailbag: If you could choose any job from fiction, what would you be and why?
Blake reveals his life goal
It all devolves into silliness

Starring: Rob Wade, Blake Harmer, Brad Harmer-Barnes, Sour Crouch.

Episode 38 - "The Cast Awakens!"

Emotionally14 — Thu, 28 Jan 2016 23:30:59 +0000

Well, as requested via an email from James (with a lovely knob drawing in the subject line, in this episode of The Crazy Train we talk about Star Wars: The Force Awakens. We talk about a few subjects, characters and such! Want to hear our thoughts on Rey? Ren? Finn? Han Solo? How about *that* bit? Hmm? How crazy was that, eh? Find out what we think of all these things and more on "The Cast Awakens"!

Starring: Rob Wade, Blake Harmer, Brad Harmer-Barnes, Sour Crouch.

Episode 39: "Blake: The Last Creationist!"

Emotionally14 — Thu, 25 Feb 2016 23:06:09 +0000

On Episode 39 of The Crazy Train:

We welcome Marc to Emotionally14
Rob shares a story about feeling old
Rob and Marc tell a story about peeing in public
Rob goes on to feel old about some crazy kids and their...music
Rob tells another story about a pub trip
Rob gets spat on by a passer-by
Marc tells a story about a pub trip
Rob tells another story about feeling old (there's a theme)
We vent a bit about prices
Marc shares an ageing story
Marc shows us a clip of Beastly Gamer reacting to a thing
We talk a bit about the Game Gear
We play with a new character on the show: The Myspace Kid!
We go back into our early experiences with the Internet
Rob gives Marc a brief explanation of the recent controversy regarding The Fine Bros.
We market razors in a way that companies can only *dream* of
We welcome you to goodbye

Starring: Rob Wade, Blake Harmer, Marc Cummins.

Note: Apologies for the constant snack-grabbing sounds this time round. They're trickier to edit out than hoped. Normal service will resume next show.

Episode 40 - Newton's Cradle!

Emotionally14 — Fri, 03 Jun 2016 11:54:34 +0100

On Episode 40 of The Crazy Train:

Rob is joined by Blake and Marc
The theme songs are of a high standard
Rob tells a story about an inconvenient fire alarm
We are sidetracked (#Craazyy) by a story about a closing down sale
Blake has a similar tale to tell of inconvenient fire alarms
We have a fire alarm story contest. The winners are you!
Rob went to Benihana!
Rob inadvertently eavesdrops on a conversation (Etiquette question!)
Rob describes the most awkward possible date he's ever known
Blake tells a story about a friend who encountered a woodland creature
Rob went to Budapest!
Rob has a side question about technology
We talk a bit about travel generally
Rob gets a new job (for about 10 seconds)
Rob becomes an electronics store (for about an hour)
Rob becomes a celebrity sighting (for about thirty minutes)
Rob got a birthday wish from Eeyore
Marc has a European trip of his own to tell
Marc and his friends go for a fabulous time
They end up...elsewhere
Rob talks about a trip to a similar venue
We play a game! Blake vs Rob in "Explain the Plot Badly!"

Starring: Rob Wade, Blake Harmer, Marc Cummins.

Episode 41 - "'Chicken Tonight' Still A Thing?"

Emotionally14 — Thu, 07 Jul 2016 23:12:01 +0100

In this episode of The Crazy Train:

Rob makes an announcement regarding a new publication avenue
Rob tells a story about a weird package (mehe)
Rob gets shorter
Rob's girlfriend had a weird dream
We talk about bad dreams and scary games
Rob messes with his girlfriend
Marc messes with his girlfriend
We talk a bit about jump scares
Marc tells a story about messing with Spike
A movie scares one of Rob's friends
Rob is the victim of an attempt to make him uncomfortable
One of Marc's friends tries to embarrass him
We talk a bit about the pitfalls of no pre-planning
Rob has a "getting old" gripe
We talk a bit about supermarket shopping
We talk about costs and prices
Blake went to Download!
From the mailbag: Has there ever been a dream job you had as a youth that stayed with you to this day?

Starring: Rob Wade, Blake Harmer, Marc Cummins.

Let's Play...Aliens! (30th Anniversary Special)

Emotionally14 — Mon, 29 Aug 2016 22:39:20 +0100

Starring: Blake Harmer, Brad Harmer-Barnes, Rob Wade On the 29th August 1986, James Cameron's Aliens was released in the United Kingdom. One thing we at E14 agree on is that we love the movie Aliens. One thing that we also like quite a bit is the Aliens board game, published by Leading Edge Games. Combining these things resulted in what you are about to enjoy, which is a Let's Play session where we go through the Reactor level of the Aliens board game. Unfortunately, technical issues didn't allow us to progress further through the recording, but what we got was an enjoyable show that we're publishing today as Episode 16 of "The E14 Gamecast". In a less typical move, we're also publishing it on "The Crazy Train" podcast feed! While it's not a Crazy Train episode, we think it's good fun and wanted to give Crazy Train listeners the chance to hear the kind of fun we have on The E14 Gamecast for those who don't subscribe. Normal service will resume for both shows next episode, but enjoy this in the meantime!

Episode 42 - That's Incestitive...

Emotionally14 — Thu, 27 Oct 2016 23:04:41 +0100

In Episode 42 of The Crazy Train, host Rob Wade is joined by Brad Harmer-Barnes, Sour Crouch and Blake Harmer! It's our first show in a short while, but we're in our new recording area and it's a positive change!

We talk about Rob's trip to Iceland. This results in a game called "HOW MUCH?!" We then field a listener from American Frank, of the "We.Are.Frank" podcast, about our local area of Medway in the UK. In the meantime we talk centaurs and incest. In other words, we've not missed a step. Get On Board The Crazy Train!

Episode 43 - "You Think He Can Win?!"

Emotionally14 — Thu, 10 Nov 2016 23:11:35 +0000

On this episode of The Crazy Train podcast, host Rob Wade is joined by Blake Harmer, Brad Harmer-Barnes and long-time absentee Ömer Ibrahim! He's been away adjusting to his newly acquired fatherhood, so we talk about that for a bit. Naturally, as is customary on the show, we steer in a completely different direction and end up talking about Sam Neill movies.

This show is also unique in that it was recorded the week before the US Presidential Election, and so makes reference to what *might* happen.

As is often the case on this show, listener discretion is advised, as we end on a story that could sound a bit dodgy if taken out of context. Also we curse up a storm #PrettyMuchStandard.

Episode 44 - "At Least You're Corporeal!"

Emotionally14 — Thu, 01 Dec 2016 23:06:07 +0000

In this episode of The Crazy Train, the comedy podcast with no rails, host Rob Wade is joined by Blake and Brad. We talk odd dreams, gigs and an oddly hilarious wedding story. Then Rob talks being stuck in London.

Get On Board The Crazy Train!

The Crazy Train Podcast is an Emotionally14 production, and can be found on iTunes, Youtube, Stitcher and Feedburner! Join the fun by emailing us on podcast@emotionally14.com or connecting with us @emotionally14 on Twitter or "Emotionally Fourteen" on Facebook!

Episode 45 - "Voldemort's Awkward Laugh!"

Emotionally14 — Thu, 19 Jan 2017 23:10:26 +0000

In Episode 45 of The Crazy Train, emotionally14's flagship podcast with no rails (hence the name), host Rob Wade is joined by Marc Cummins, Sour Crouch, Blake Harmer and Spike Direction! It's the first Crazy Train of 2017! Rejoice!

In this episode, we talk about both us and the show ageing! Spike spent Christmas in hospital! We attempt to invent some new swear words (Send yours to podcast@emotionally14.com)! Rob tells a few things to **** off! We answer a listener question from Ryan! Get On Board!

Episode 46 - "The Last Boulder!"

Emotionally14 — Thu, 02 Feb 2017 23:13:03 +0000

In the latest episode of The Crazy Train, Rob is delayed by an *actual* Crazy Train, but is joined by Spike Direction and Blake Harmer to talk about the aforementioned train. They then go on to discuss wearing humans as puppets, impromptu animal funerals (if the council will let you, that is) and ordering glittery insect-ridden corpses to your enemies.

Standard fare, really.

We also talk about people using their gamertags in real life, LEGAL NAME FRAUD (whatever that is), a dude we all met once, music and performance and all sorts. We even take a listener question from Sour Crouch (who couldn't be with us #RIP). We get there via Star Wars. Again, this has been known.

Episode 47 - "Train Replacement Clip Service!"

Emotionally14 — Thu, 23 Feb 2017 23:25:01 +0000

In the absence of the regularly scheduled episode, we present to you "Train Replacement Clip Service" which brings together some of our favourite clips from the previous 46 episodes of The Crazy Train podcast!

The clips contained are (I think these are in the right order):

Rob Meets the Trash Wizard - Episode 3
The Bicycle Vampire - Episode 10
Crouch's Cavalcade of Bang-Time Misery - Episode 12
Blake's Dream Job - Episode 37
Rob and Marc mess with their partners - Episode 41
Rob's Transport Woes, Baby - Episode 28
Spike Proposes - Episode 29
Best Sam Neill Movie? - Episode 43
Dinosaur Erotica - Episode 26

Believe us when we say that there are a serious number of contenders for a "Best-Of" show, but these are the ones we've gone with!

Episode 48 - "Dangerous Puppets!"

Emotionally14 — Tue, 14 Mar 2017 23:21:50 +0000

It's a light one from the Crazy Train podcast this time round, join Rob and Blake for the first ever 2-person episode! The topics discussed:

Blake gets a weird package (mehe)
From the mailbag: The world is exploding. You can take one thing with you. But...

Episode 49 - My Two Dads!

Emotionally14 — Fri, 07 Apr 2017 00:33:43 +0100

In Episode 49 of The Crazy Train, host Rob Wade is joined by Brad Harmer-Barnes and Omer Ibrahim! It's a weird episode from us, Brad's just become a father and we hear about that. Omer has not long been a father (just over a year), so they do a strange kind of note-comparing that's as endearing as it is amusing! Along the way, we talk about hospital machinery, painting miniatures and all sorts of other stuff.

Starring Rob Wade, Brad Harmer-Barnes and Omer Ibrahim. The Crazy Train is an Emotionally14 production.

Welcome aboard The Crazy Train - Emotionally14's flagship podcast dedicated to one theme: there are no rails. Ever. Encompassing a wide range of subjects, from movies to TV to gaming, we'll give you a piece of our minds even if there's nothing in them, and you'll bloody love it. Hosted by Rob Wade, with guests including: Brad Harmer-Barnes Blake Harmer Omer Ibrahim Spike Direction Sour Crouch Marc Cummins Note: The Crazy Train is intended for mature audiences. Any controversial opinions expressed are more often than not expressed in jest, and no offence or upset is intended. Enjoy with tongue in cheek.

Episode 50 - What Grinds Your Gears?

Emotionally14 — Thu, 22 Jun 2017 22:51:48 +0100

It's a historic episode! The Crazy Train is finally turning 50! Blake and Rob get together to recap their recent happenings, as well as fielding a series of entries from listeners along a single line of questioning: What Grinds Your Gears? Enjoy this moment, there will never be another Episode 50 of The Crazy Train!

About The Crazy Train

Welcome aboard The Crazy Train - Emotionally14's flagship podcast dedicated to one theme: there are no rails. Ever. Encompassing a wide range of subjects, from movies to TV to gaming, we'll give you a piece of our minds even if there's nothing in them, and you'll bloody love it. Where will the Crazy Train go?

Episode 51 - Daddy Porn Strowman!

Emotionally14 — Thu, 06 Jul 2017 21:57:24 +0100

Rob is joined by Omer and Blake! We invent some new pormography (not a typo, not really), pitch a Braun Strowman reality show and talk about our favourite actors! Along the way, Rob goes to a barbecue and his car likes it so much it stays!

Shout-outs go to The Minutia Men for their lovely 5 Star Review, and to the Master Debaters for their great questions.

Rob is on Twitter @RobWadeVision, Omer is @TheIronTurkOmer and you can find Blake @fucksakeblake!

Note: Apologies that there are some dodgy audio moments, particularly around echo! We've been tinkering with our kit as we go along, and regrettably it ends up having issues sometimes! Hopefully future episodes will not have this issue.

Intro music: "Outlaw", by Deon Van Heerden. Find out more about Deon's music at Deonvanheerden.com!

About The Crazy Train

Episode 52 - Engelbert Flaptyback!

Emotionally14 — Thu, 20 Jul 2017 23:42:46 +0100

Rob is joined by Blake, and for Episode 52 we do something a bit different - We look at things that are 52! If it was an event in 1965, or a person born in 1965, there's a good chance we talk about it in this episode (Especially if they're wrestlers - there were some busy wrestler parents in 1964!)

We also field a question from our very own Sour Crouch: Are there too many superhero movies?

Rob is on Twitter @RobWadeVision and you can find Blake @fucksakeblake!

Intro music: "Outlaw", by Deon Van Heerden. Find out more about Deon's music at Deonvanheerden.com!

About The Crazy Train

Episode 53: Blake To The Max!

Emotionally14 — Thu, 10 Aug 2017 22:43:06 +0100

Rob and Blake talk:

Airports
Driving
Walking
Rail travel

It's like an episode of Seinfeld, only with two British guys! You'll love it! We hope.

Rob is on Twitter @RobWadeVision and you can find Blake @fucksakeblake!

Intro music: "Outlaw", by Deon Van Heerden. Find out more about Deon's music at Deonvanheerden.com!

We are now part of the Brit Pod Scene podcast collective, a group of British podcasts working together to help each other improve and grow. Check it out on Twitter by searching #BritPodScene!

About The Crazy Train

Episode 54 - The Church of Naked Mideon!

Emotionally14 — Thu, 24 Aug 2017 22:41:59 +0100

Rob is joined by Blake and Omer, and after some initial silliness, we dive right into some lovely iTunes reviews from Jack and the Geekstalk and The Lost Art of Podcasting/Wrestling. We spin off from there into talk about wrestling (a subject Omer knows a fair bit about). We get a question from one of our absent co-hosts about wrestling entrance music (as if we planned the transition) via discussions about music shop funsies. Next, from the list of absent co-hosts, comes a question about food from a fictitious universe. We cover the important questions on The Crazy Train...

Rob is on Twitter @RobWadeVision, Omer is at @TheIronTurkOmer and you can find Blake @fucksakeblake!

Intro music: "Outlaw", by Deon Van Heerden. Find out more about Deon's music at Deonvanheerden.com!

We are now part of the Brit Pod Scene podcast collective, a group of British podcasts working together to help each other improve and grow. Check it out on Twitter by searching #BritPodScene!

Episode 55 - "Gonna Dig This Hooole, Yeah!"

Emotionally14 — Fri, 27 Oct 2017 09:07:42 +0100

On this episode of The Crazy Train, Rob is joined by Brad, Blake and Joe to discuss one question: What's something *super*-popular in pop culture that you just can't get your head round?

Rob is on Twitter @RobWadeVision, Brad is at @RealBradHB, Joe is at @ItsJoeCrouch and you can find Blake @FuckSakeBlake!

If you want to give us your thoughts on the subjects we talk about, ask us questions or even suggest topics for us to talk about, you can contact us by email using podcast@emotionally14.com, tweet @emotionally14 or find us on the Emotionally14 Facebook page!

Intro music: "Outlaw", by Deon Van Heerden. Find out more about Deon's music at Deonvanheerden.com!

We are part of the Brit Pod Scene podcast collective, a group of British podcasts working together to help each other improve and grow. Check it out on Twitter by searching #BritPodScene!

Episode 56 - "Chris Isaak's Deadly Game!"

Emotionally14 — Tue, 14 Nov 2017 22:03:30 +0000

On this episode of The Crazy Train, Rob is joined by Omer, Blake and Joe! We discuss, among other things:

Horcruxes
William Shatner
Rob got engaged!
Rob tells a story about a friend who stole a chair
Diabetes alert dogs
Australian accents
Sittingbourne is shit
Chris Isaak (Not really a murderer that we know of)
Beaches
Flimsy pretenses
David Attenborough was supposed to be on the £20 note. This is sadly not the case.
The Queen turns up, because reasons
The rails come straight-up off
Rob carries on with his engagement story
Awkward erections
Rob's engagement celebration
A discussion about golf devolves into Street Fighter 2 sound effects
Andy Serkis
Buying Colin Firth
Versatile actors
Hamilton Steele, Murdering Detective
Szechuan Sauce

Rob is on Twitter @RobWadeVision, is at @TheIronTurkOmer, Joe is at @ItsJoeCrouch and you can find Blake @FuckSakeBlake!

Episode 57 - "I'll Show You Tapestry!"

jellycast — Fri, 01 Dec 2017 10:28:33 +0000

On this episode of The Crazy Train, Rob is joined by Blake and a returning Spike Direction! We discuss, among other things: Spike's entry into the "things you can't get on with" Hall Of Fame Unemployment Third-party controllers (The one Rob's talking about is the "MakoPad/SuperPad 64" Xbox 360 Leon Rogue One A visit from Rob's dad Where does Rogue One fit in your viewing order? Facebook is oversensitive! I know, I'm as surprised as you! Doctor Strange Misjudging time Podcast sponsorship Cryptocurrency Social media changing Weird Youtube videos Cosplay Halloween We do touch briefly on the recent controversies in Hollywood We talk a bit about favourite gigs Rob goes off on a rant about Breaking Dawn Part 2

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jellycast — Fri, 22 Dec 2017 08:55:24 +0000

On this Christmas-themed(ish) episode of The Crazy Train, Rob is joined by Blake Harmer and Brad Harmer-Barnes! Discussion topics include what we think kids will and won't miss about our generation, songs we want played at our funerals, Robot Boris Johnson and technology we wish existed (apart from Robot Boris Johnson)!

Episode 59 - "Don't Be A Basic Blake!"

jellycast — Fri, 19 Jan 2018 00:20:35 +0000

On the first Crazy Train podcast of 2018, Rob is joined by Blake Harmer and Brad Harmer-Barnes! Discussion topics include: •Monopoly and some of the more obscure irritation that can cause •Number 1 Superfan Paul J asks: What did Santa bring you for Christmas? •Brad has a new "Most Grown Up Moment" in life •The World's Hardest Jigsaw Puzzle •We talk about our minor New Year's Resolutions •What if Ozzy were to die while we were recording? •We talk a bit about wrestling •We talk a bit about Star Wars •We talk a bit about Harry Potter •We talk a bit about Crocodile Dundee •All these subjects creep into a chat about conventions •We pitch a new buddy cop comedy •And many more!

Episode 60 - "Obscene Leonard Nimoy Quotes"

jellycast — Fri, 02 Feb 2018 08:40:19 +0000

Rob is joined by Blake Harmer, Brad Harmer-Barnes and a returning Spike Direction! Discussion topics include: •The Crazy Train is on Amazon Echo! (As is the Gamecast, we think) •No new listener reviews •Topical news shows •Our spirit comedian •Crowdfunding •Cryptocurrency •Twitter •The Crystal Maze •Star Trek Discovery •Cutting films •Jack Nicholson •Robin Williams •Playing games with comedians •From the mailbag, via @cloud_zombie: What are you excited for in 2018? •From the mailbag, from @TheLordTom on Twitter: Remakes, Reboots and all-____ casts - Thoughts?

Episode 61 - All The Cats And Kats!

jellycast — Fri, 23 Feb 2018 00:30:14 +0000

Rob is joined by Blake Harmer! Join us as we bemoan our preparedness for snow, reminisce about wrestling, decry Blake's stupid cat, field a question from a smart Kat, talk about our favourite cartoons and even name a band! Get On Board! If you want to give us your thoughts on the subjects we talk about, ask us questions or even suggest topics for us to talk about, you can contact us by email using podcast@emotionally14.com, tweet @emotionally14 or find us on the Emotionally14 Facebook page! Intro music: "Outlaw", by Deon Van Heerden. Find out more about Deon's music at Deonvanheerden.com! We are part of the Brit Pod Scene podcast collective, a group of British podcasts working together to help each other improve and grow. Check it out on Twitter by searching #BritPodScene!

Episode 62 - Jeremy Wrote In, And Thaaat's The Show!

jellycast — Thu, 01 Mar 2018 22:02:55 +0000

Rob is joined by Blake Harmer and Brad Harmer-Barnes! We get a bunch of listener questions from listener Jeremy! •Q: How much The Rock is too much The Rock? •We open an invitation to The Rock to be on the show! •We talk a bit about action movies •Q: Did you prefer watching The Rock lay the smack down in the wrestling ring or on the big screen? •Q: People walking in front of you: Annoying bastards, or just one of those things? •Q: How can we make London a nicer place to visit? •We do an aside about Taylor Swift •Q: Remakes and spin-offs of TV shows/movies. Yay or nay? (The real question is longer) •We go off on a Tumbling Saber inspired tangent about actors who've done two or more superhero roles •We go off on another tangent about non-Star Wars films with two or more Jedi •Q: Where do you draw the line in horror movies where it's just gore for gore's sake? Get On Board! Rob is on Twitter @RobWadeVision and you can find Blake @FuckSakeBlake! You can find out more about the guys below! •About Rob Wade •About Blake Harmer •About Brad Harmer-Barnes If you want to give us your thoughts on the subjects we talk about, ask us questions or even suggest topics for us to talk about, you can contact us by email using podcast@emotionally14.com, tweet @emotionally14 or find us on the Emotionally14 Facebook page! Intro music: "Outlaw", by Deon Van Heerden. Find out more about Deon's music at Deonvanheerden.com! We are part of the Brit Pod Scene podcast collective, a group of British podcasts working together to help each other improve and grow. Check it out on Twitter by searching #BritPodScene!

Episode 63: "Yo Batman, Shut Up!"

jellycast — Fri, 16 Mar 2018 09:00:31 +0000

Rob is joined by Blake Harmer, Brad Harmer-Barnes and Sour Crouch! We get a bunch of listener questions, including from listener Jeremy! In this episode: Rob gets his films mixed up It was Joel Edgerton Joe was talking about Q: What movies need musical adaptations? Sean Pertwee gets cast in many different films Michael Jackson gets a mention Q: If you had to be put into a time and space witness protection program, what era would you choose, what alias would you pick and which era-specific safeguards would you set up to stop people from tracking you down? Q: As Toys 'R' Us is closing down, and will soon become a distant memory, do you guys have any good memories from childhood or as a pretend grown-up of going there? Q: Favourite Lonely Island Song? You must only pick one! Q: Pop Figures: Yay or Nay? If yay, any personal favourites? Shoutout to The Green Door Podcast Q: How many Simpsons references do you work into an average day? Q: The Oscars...*insert rant*. What do you think? (That's the gist) Get On Board!

Episode 64 - "Skip Manhattan, Go Straight To Berlin!"

jellycast — Fri, 06 Apr 2018 09:10:16 +0100

In this episode: Rob went to Berlin! Rob went mask shopping! Blake pitches a new idea: Mask Roulette! We Read An iTunes review! Q: Which actors make you want to watch a TV show/movie just because they're in it? We talk a bit about Star Wars We go on to talk about Marvel Q: Which actors are so skin-crawlingly awful that they put you off? Also, have you seen The Mummy? Get On Board!

Episode 65 - "Blake's Appreciation Kitchen!"

jellycast — Fri, 18 May 2018 09:10:02 +0100

Rob is joined by Blake Harmer and Brad Harmer-Barnes! We get a bunch of listener questions, including from listener Jeremy! In this episode: Q: Which would you rather have, a horn or a tusk? Q: What makes a movie a classic in your eyes? Q: What did you make of the trailer for "The Meg"? Q: Do you guys enjoy reality shows? If so, which ones? Q: If you could do your own reality show, what would it involve? Get On Board!

Episode 66 - "A Two Hour Trailer?!"

jellycast — Fri, 04 May 2018 13:54:40 +0100

Rob is joined by Blake Harmer via the magic of Internet! We get a bunch of listener questions, including from listener Jeremy! In this episode: Rob has been on a trip! From Rob Deane - Q: Some films are just better in the cinema. What are the best big-screen movies? From Number 1 Superfan Paul J - Q: Which sequels do you guys think were better than the original films? Classic Or Not: Jurassic Park? Get On Board!

Episode 67 - "The Gift That Keeps Giving...Once"

jellycast — Fri, 18 May 2018 09:08:52 +0100

Rob is joined by Blake Harmer to talk Victorian Bane, conspiracy theories and pop culture weddings on The Crazy Train! We get a bunch of listener questions, including from listener Jeremy! In this episode: Blake gets confused by comic book characters! From Number 1 Superfan Paul J - Q: What is your favourite conspiracy theory? From Jeremy - Q: If you were to have a pop culture themed wedding, what would you have? Get On Board!